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Vance the Anti-Rance
Friday, 4 March 2005
And I Shall Return...
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: The Interpreter
Hello all! Sorry I have not written for so long. I have been quite busy lately. I have been finishing some movies and had to my detriment leave the cast of the Producers even though I believe that Uma shall be a very good replacement for myself. As I am sure you are all aware I am no longer "talking" with Hugh he seemed to have moved on rather quick to his current beauty I believe a miss Khan but how would I know. Harry Mann darling loved your post but please do some more research for the postings dear. Sydney Poitier was originally cast as the president of the African nation that I am the interpreter for and witness of the credible threat of violence. He was cut from the scene and unfortunately replaced by another actor due to a medical ailment. So dear as with Curious and all the other darlings of the moment I think you really need to do some more digging perhaps you were the one with the bugs at my flat. Just Kidding! All the original darlings how are you and hope you are doing okay. I missed all the comments so much I have decided to come back and start all over this time with an even more puzzling feature who am I seeing now and despite rumors I am not seeing Stephen Bing we are just friends and I do not have a thing for illegitimate children. Sorry to all of you. Hope all is well and please comment.

Much Love,
Nic

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Sunday, 15 August 2004
And Here We Go Again...
Mood:  irritated
Hello to all! Sorry I have not written in so long but I have made posts on the comment boards. Well have I had a recent surge in all of the comments posted on my blog. While I welcome all forms of comments, ones that are vulgar and insulting I do not wish to tolerate. One of you readers named Curious or whatever has been insulting my credibility first by saying that we had dinner at a resturant last thursday then him saying how he was really my waiter and asking me what resturant it was. The purpose of this blog is to share my thoughts and information on my industry with whomever wants to listen. Those of you like you Curious who are trying to dig into my private life need to go and buy the new Star and leave me and the other readers alone. I am tired of trying to defend myself read this and take it as the truth or go away and read rance's site. Either way I will not be acknowledging comments like your's anymore. Here is my last explanation for the Bewitched dilemma. I am shooting some scenes for the movie that involve computer effects. Like my casting a spell or changing people into furniture...We are trying to get the right angles for the shots and that only involves me right now. The full scale production of filming with the entire cast does not start until September 10th. I sincerely hope that satisfies you all for an explanation. And for the Interpreter I assure you when the movie comes out and you see who is in it and in the credits my saying who is in it will be confirmed!Okay enough of this! Now for what this blog is really about...

I told you all a message back that I had a surprise for you all and it will be coming up soon...i think you will all like it a lot too! Now for the terrible news I might be looking at doing a movie with JRM! That sounds bad but the script is really genius. I can not go into too many details about it but I must say that it is very interesting...The next project I cant wait to work on is the Betwitched one. Working with Will Ferrell and Shirley McClaine. What a dream cast right? Well hope you all are having a wonderful day and I will be back on Tuesday with a new post...

Much Love,
Nic

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Saturday, 31 July 2004
Hello From The Set...
Mood:  rushed
Hello all Sorry I have not dropped you guys a line in a LONG time...I have been so busy with the two movies I am filming right now that I have been swamped with work. Chinq I think it was who said how could I be doing two movies at once...Darling I am doing principal photography for Bewitched and am working on the Interpreter as well very hectic with hardly anytime for anything or anyone...It seems that I missed a cat fight going on in my very own blog between a longtime reader and a nun? That could only happen on my blog and no one elses...I hope everything worked out between you two assuming that it did from the entries you all have posted...Though I must say how odd it is that a nun watches action movies...Doesnt that go against one of the ten commandments or perhaps the oath you take to become a nun? I could never be one a life of celibacy please! Well lets see do I have some juicy gossip for you all...

Besides the fact I just signed up to do the movie production of the Producers yes another musical but what can I say it is Mel Brooks and he is a gem...My new beau and I have so far escaped the taloids and are enjoying our anynomity...Thank you for all of your support too...Again Nuns and hookers not a good combo.

Gossip front: Jude Law and his sweetie Sienna are going to be married soon...she is preggers!

Well am afraid I must be off ask any questions and I will be back soon! Promise...

Love,
Nic

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Saturday, 17 July 2004
For They Are Truly...
Mood:  mischievious
Hey to all of you from down under! No really I am in Los Angeles right now filming the movie "Bewitched" on a very exceptionally built soundstage...

Now to get to the point of my writing in my blog today...I am here to confirm that I am in fact dating Hugh Grant and have been for about a month now...We were introduced by a few friends and have been happy ever since...And to be brutally honest anm sooooooooo happy with him:) Now I do not believe on judging people in past relationships heck we all make mistakes(except for me of course)! And the whole prostitute thing is in the past...

Sid I was sorry to hear about your dog. I once had a cocker spaniel who got ran over by my ex-husband. The saddest day of my life was when I came home and found out about bridget's passing. I hope you can find a suitable replacement for the emptiness you must be feeling. If you need anything just let me know...not in a physical sense but an emotional one! Feel Better and best condolences!

Well I have to go now readers and I hope you are all feeling well! Any thing you want to know just post it and I will be back on Wednesday!

Love,
Nic

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Saturday, 10 July 2004
I Feel Pretty Oh So Pretty...
Mood:  chillin'
Hello all! I apologize for not writing a lot lately. I have been swamped by pre-production work for the new film version of "Bewitched". I have had to memorize lines and all that other good stuff. As I sat thinking the other day I remembered that I had not written here for quite awhile. The blog is still going strong and I loved the comments from last time. Though none of you really commented on who I should be with right now. More on that in a minute.

Hot gossip...what have I heard lately that was really great news...um well people had been saying that t and I were getting back together and I can honestly say that I would never go back into that ever again...besides he is dating someone else i.e. someone old enough to be his sister.

Me on the other hand...I have been seeing someone special for the past two weeks and I dare say that he is a great man. Truly kind and generous. Best part he is honest. A quality I strive for seeing as all the other realationships I have had seemed to lack them. His initials are HG and he is in the business. Otherwise the only news that I can share that is truly gossip is the fact that catherine zeta jones is preggers. That a different day perhaps...

Lets see for all you people who read this for my notes on the movies I am doing...The filming for "The Interpreter" ended about a month ago and I was truly sorry to leave Sean Penn and Sidney Poitier...must say they are the most talented people I have ever met in my entire life. I am currently looking at starring in a film with ewan mcgregor again and the script looks really good. A musical again but very different.

Well to all my loyal followers thank you for always responding to my questions I really appreciate it. Hope yall are well: Chinq, Native, Squeeze, Chinquapin...If I forgot anyone drop me a comment. Good night. And I will try to write again soon!

Much Love,
Nic

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Saturday, 3 July 2004
Sorry to Find Out...
Mood:  a-ok
Well the filming is in full swing and I must admit that I love how it feels to be behind the camera and behind the shadow of my husband. Love you all for writing and I apologize for not doing it sooner but I have been very busy. I have to go but before I do questions for everyone:

What do you think should be my next project and who should I date or be fixed up with?

Oh yeah me and t are NOT back together. Have to muc fun with someone else;)

Later,
Nic

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Friday, 25 June 2004
Her Name Was Lola..
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Infidelity 101
As I sat there I wondered what had possibly gone wrong for a person to do that on Christmas Eve? Had I really been that horrible to him? So unlivable that my own husband was going to move out on me the day before our tenth wedding anniversary. Well those were the thoughts that had raced through my head when my husband of nine years and 364 days told me he was leaving me and filing for divorce within a month. (Needless to say it was pretty distasteful seeing as he and I "separated" before ten years of marriage were celebrated. Convienant for him not to lose any of his property and not have to pay alimony. That was about as low as a human could get I thought...but the best was yet to come)

Later I found out that my husband had cheated on me with his costar "Lola" during the filming of theri movie they were both starring in. It made me feel better when it tanked at the box office. I used to sit there and cry all day and night for months. It got so bad my best friend had to move in with me and take care of me. I could barely get up let alone breathe by myself.

Then I won an Oscar! Thanks for everything NW!

Love,
Nic

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Wednesday, 23 June 2004
My Favorite Hmm...
Mood:  incredulous
Hello All! In response to some of your questions I have not one but two favorite films. The two movies are "Splendor in the Grass" and "Breakfast at Tiffany's".

Splendor is one of my favorites because I simply adore Natalie Woods and Warren Beatty. They are two of the most talented stars of our time(In my opinion)
Second I love the premise of the film. You always remember your first love and how wonderful it was. How it made you feel more alive than ever before.I just hope that no one had to go to a mental facility to get over there true first love. Third and most important it is the first movie I had ever seen. Truly inspiring how Kazan captured the innocence of Natalie and the stud in Warren.

Breakfast because I love Audrey Hepburn. Holly Golightly is the greatest character of all time. She is quirky, melancholy, and complex. Yet she evokes happiness, hostility and compassion out of the people who watch the movie or at least me. She is a true character and I loved the book as well. Not to mention George Peppard but hey whoo that is a different story all together.

Now as for the "Interpreter" Sean Penn is a genius. He is a true gentleman and absolutely adorable. Cannot give out plotlines due to contractual obligations until filming has ended but the movie is fast-paced.

Love,
Nic

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Monday, 21 June 2004
I have a challenge...
Mood:  smelly
Hello all as I was sitting here reading all of your recent comments posted on my blog I began to wonder who you all really were...I know this is a blog and it is a scion of anonymity but I was wondering who the people who read the blog were like what age, what social standing, species, ethnicity, and so on. Most importantly who everyone wanted to vote for in the upcoming election. So in typical rance-like fashion I bring a question to the masses.

What are all of your favorite movies and why? What makes you feel?

If you all do not like this wave of questions feel free to comment on them in the postings.
And no I did not get along with the divine miss M as it said in most of the magazines. She was civil but a total Rhoda!

Goodnite and Have fun,

Nic

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Sunday, 20 June 2004
You know I have been thinking...
Mood:  quizzical
Okay so the stuff I have been up to lately is not exactly the most exciting stuff on this earth but I find that it makes me feel more "normal" than I have ever been in the past couple of years. My life has been so hectic that I have not been able to just stay home for a couple of days to relax with my kids. So I took it upon myself to plan a vacation with them. Can not say where we will be going but I think that we will bond even more and have a lot of fun.

Just got a call from my sister the other day after she had checked out my blog and she said that I need to get a life. As if! I just like to vent my feelings on this blog I told her and I think she finally understood.

Speaking of people not understanding. I have started the pre-production on "Bewitched" and the script is looking very good at this point. The characters area all hilarious and I love everyone on the cast especially Shirley. She is fabulous! I love her hair so much. And will is a true gentleman. The jokes are getting to grow on me and I love my part. I think it will be a smash.

Okay now for the gossip front, um for me I have to seriously deny rumors that I have dated or will ever date Lenny. The guy is great and a lot of fun but we are just friends and that is all we have ever been and will ever be. only neighbors never more than firends.

For other gossip fronts, my good friend Catherine has had an obsessive stalker I am sure you all have heard by now. Well let me fill you in on the psychotic rambnlings of that stalker of hers the lady broke into her car and stole her perfume. Yeah with the star life comes all the nutters.

Well oh yeah rance news he got back together with his x so there.

See yall later!

Love,
nic

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