Vance is Coming Rance
I have been reading about Rance and I must say that I am aware of who they are and what they are doing. To that person all I have to say is that I will be writing about what life is like being a celebrity as well. Rance you are an A-Lister and I must say that I am too. We come from opposite ends of the game thouch you being an ardent Liberal Democrat and myself being the only Republican actor out there in La La Land. Well let us start out with how everyone here could feel about Rance tearing apart the movie genre today.
Back when MGM was in the hands of the great Louis Meyer, the art of being a movie star was fantastically famous. The actors and actresses (including my mother) were transformed from ugly hoboes to beautiful vixens. I am talking Carole Lombard, Joan Crawford, Norma Schearer, and Ava Gardner to name a few turned into swans. The gentlemen had veneers and other facets taken care of like Clark Gable, Tyronne Powers, Joseph Cotton, Errol Flynn, and Douglass Fairbanks, Sr. These people were movie stars and genuine articles. They were larger than life. Immortalized in Hollywood history. Nowadays you have people who do not even bother to hone their craft or take care of themselves. Rance you know how you hate to go to the gym and how you have yet to come close to winning an Oscar. You take this as a joke and do not even attempt to take it seriously. Another reason I should expose you for the scoundrel you are and always have been.
So I have decided in order to bring down the character formerly known as Rance I am going to ask a series of questions through this blog and if people can answer then I will give them clues as to who the true Rance is. Spread the word about how Rance will be found out shortly until then...