Vance the Anti-Rance

Friday, 11 June 2004

Hello to You All From Copenhagen....
I must say that all of you have very many interesting queries as to who I am exactly. Okay yes I am a Republican ACTRESS who has won an academy award in the last five years to be exact it was a lead actress nominee and win! I have known Rance for many years and have even made a bet with him. He is very much so a typical Bachelor and an ardent Democrat! He is also the biggest practical joker. Enough of him and I.

Rance is not:
Jim Carrey, Nicholas Cage, Tom Cruise, or Brad Pitt

I am not:
Julia Stiles, Helen Hunt, or Gwyneth Paltrow

Please let me know all of your guesses this is a lot of fun.
I have been reading for a new script for Wonderwoman and I must say that a potential remake would be very cool!

Thanks,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Posted by jazzyj49 at 9:57 PM PDT

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Friday, 11 June 2004 - 11:15 PM PDT

Name: Sid

Ok.... still getting nowhere with the Rance clues...
For you, if you are who you claim, then that would be one of the last five years' Best Actress in a Leading role winners:
Nicole Kidman
Halle Berry
Julia Roberts
Hilary Swank
Gwyneth Paltrow

You nixed Gwynnie. Nicole is an Aussie and therefore, I suspect, not a Republican. I doubt Julia would write disparaging remarks about her own fertility. So... that narrows it down to Halle and Hilary. Am I warm?

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Saturday, 12 June 2004 - 8:27 AM PDT

Name: Sophie

My guess would be Halle Berry.

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Saturday, 12 June 2004 - 6:16 PM PDT

Name: chingus
Home Page: http://http;//www.geocities.com/animation.html

Give me a Clooney! George Clooney to be specific.
And while we're at it Nicole, still got the 10 grand in your pocket? Only kidding, or should I say Kidman?

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Saturday, 12 June 2004 - 6:32 PM PDT

Name: chingus
Home Page: http://www.geocities.com/dwhartnett/animation.html

Sorry, my homepage typed out improperly. Hope this one works.

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Saturday, 12 June 2004 - 6:39 PM PDT

Name: sid

Well spotted, Chingus. Nicole did make a bet with George!! So, do we finally have one of our two guesses figured out??!!

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Monday, 14 June 2004 - 12:31 AM PDT

Name: small fry

Nicole Kidman...I know it's you because I googled for quite some time (about 20 minutes to be exact) and discovered the missing link--you are a republican--a rarity in hollywood. Nicole--I am worried now. Will this outing of George/Rance cause him to run for the hills and stop blogging? That would be sad--he's so entertaining! Wow, the guy just cracks me up!

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