Her Name Was Lola..
Mood:  on fire
Now Playing: Infidelity 101
As I sat there I wondered what had possibly gone wrong for a person to do that on Christmas Eve? Had I really been that horrible to him? So unlivable that my own husband was going to move out on me the day before our tenth wedding anniversary. Well those were the thoughts that had raced through my head when my husband of nine years and 364 days told me he was leaving me and filing for divorce within a month. (Needless to say it was pretty distasteful seeing as he and I "separated" before ten years of marriage were celebrated. Convienant for him not to lose any of his property and not have to pay alimony. That was about as low as a human could get I thought...but the best was yet to come)

Later I found out that my husband had cheated on me with his costar "Lola" during the filming of theri movie they were both starring in. It made me feel better when it tanked at the box office. I used to sit there and cry all day and night for months. It got so bad my best friend had to move in with me and take care of me. I could barely get up let alone breathe by myself.

Then I won an Oscar! Thanks for everything NW!

Love,
Nic

My Favorite Hmm...
Mood:  incredulous
Hello All! In response to some of your questions I have not one but two favorite films. The two movies are "Splendor in the Grass" and "Breakfast at Tiffany's".

Splendor is one of my favorites because I simply adore Natalie Woods and Warren Beatty. They are two of the most talented stars of our time(In my opinion)
Second I love the premise of the film. You always remember your first love and how wonderful it was. How it made you feel more alive than ever before.I just hope that no one had to go to a mental facility to get over there true first love. Third and most important it is the first movie I had ever seen. Truly inspiring how Kazan captured the innocence of Natalie and the stud in Warren.

Breakfast because I love Audrey Hepburn. Holly Golightly is the greatest character of all time. She is quirky, melancholy, and complex. Yet she evokes happiness, hostility and compassion out of the people who watch the movie or at least me. She is a true character and I loved the book as well. Not to mention George Peppard but hey whoo that is a different story all together.

Now as for the "Interpreter" Sean Penn is a genius. He is a true gentleman and absolutely adorable. Cannot give out plotlines due to contractual obligations until filming has ended but the movie is fast-paced.

Love,
Nic

I have a challenge...
Mood:  smelly
Hello all as I was sitting here reading all of your recent comments posted on my blog I began to wonder who you all really were...I know this is a blog and it is a scion of anonymity but I was wondering who the people who read the blog were like what age, what social standing, species, ethnicity, and so on. Most importantly who everyone wanted to vote for in the upcoming election. So in typical rance-like fashion I bring a question to the masses.

What are all of your favorite movies and why? What makes you feel?

If you all do not like this wave of questions feel free to comment on them in the postings.
And no I did not get along with the divine miss M as it said in most of the magazines. She was civil but a total Rhoda!

Goodnite and Have fun,

Nic

You know I have been thinking...
Mood:  quizzical
Okay so the stuff I have been up to lately is not exactly the most exciting stuff on this earth but I find that it makes me feel more "normal" than I have ever been in the past couple of years. My life has been so hectic that I have not been able to just stay home for a couple of days to relax with my kids. So I took it upon myself to plan a vacation with them. Can not say where we will be going but I think that we will bond even more and have a lot of fun.

Just got a call from my sister the other day after she had checked out my blog and she said that I need to get a life. As if! I just like to vent my feelings on this blog I told her and I think she finally understood.

Speaking of people not understanding. I have started the pre-production on "Bewitched" and the script is looking very good at this point. The characters area all hilarious and I love everyone on the cast especially Shirley. She is fabulous! I love her hair so much. And will is a true gentleman. The jokes are getting to grow on me and I love my part. I think it will be a smash.

Okay now for the gossip front, um for me I have to seriously deny rumors that I have dated or will ever date Lenny. The guy is great and a lot of fun but we are just friends and that is all we have ever been and will ever be. only neighbors never more than firends.

For other gossip fronts, my good friend Catherine has had an obsessive stalker I am sure you all have heard by now. Well let me fill you in on the psychotic rambnlings of that stalker of hers the lady broke into her car and stole her perfume. Yeah with the star life comes all the nutters.

Well oh yeah rance news he got back together with his x so there.

See yall later!

Love,
nic

Now Here Comes A Thing...
Mood:  caffeinated
Hello all hope you are all having a wonderful and wish you all the best weekend. Word has gotten out on my blog and I am quite thrilled that everyone has enjoyed it a lot. I must admit that I have plugged it on Rance's site. Well I hope that everyone is enjoying reading everything. I am glad to see that all the posted comment haters have left this site in search of other people to torment. LOL! Well now I guess there is really nothing to do but say a little gossip all hell in keeping with the tradition of anonymity of this blog(like you dont know who I am)...I shall tell you all a story of Hollywood gossip and truth and you all should guess who the stars involved in this one are. Okay let us play!
Now about three weeks ago a famous but not entirely A-List couple broke up. Contrary to popular belief this actor's ex-wife knows why they broke up. This acot and his girl supposedly broke up because of too much time apart, but the real reason is that he is still in love with his ex-wife who he has three kids with and who is dating a B-List wannabe.
Well guess who the couple is? Post your answers on the website. Now if any of you have any questions to ask let me know.
Now for my work appetite I have been in pre-production for the future film Bewitched based off of the TV Show. Well the person who is playing my husband will be Will Ferell instead of Jim Carrey.

Much Love,
Nic

Okay Now Here is the Truth...I will not ever admit to anyone who I really am...
As an actress in Hollywood, people really always want to know if I get along with other people or not. While the questions alwasy get annoying from the press, the questions you all ask me tend to make me open up more. But some of you should do more research before you ask me anymore questions. Like I have worked with Sandra Bullock before in a movie called Practical Magic. And she was absolutely adorable to work with. She has so much charm and beauty about her it makes her irresistable in the sense that she is wonderful. I have met Ben before and he was a comlete gentleman. Very nice however rough around the edges. I use Ronnie Spector to maintain the deathly glow I have about me. Sad thing is though that I have never been able to fully tan or I get sunburnt. But Ronnie is a genius with makeup and always manages to make me look good.
When I was a little lass, I always wanted to become (and I know this may sound weird but I was 5) a trapeze artist. I thought that I was tall enough to make it to the next swing so I would be good at it. Now all I really want to accomplish in my life is to find someone to share my life with. My last guy didnt really work out and I would like to find my soulmate before I die.
My mother is indeed a royal desendent, but to be in complete honesty the mother I consider to be my mum in every way is not my biological mum so really I am not related to the desendent of QE2. Sorry! Rance is not anywhere near royalty so you were right there.
As for my professional life I would like to do a little theater before I die and it would be nice to do it in London. That would be a dream come true.
I hope that word does not get out on this blog. I like the idea of a small group to bond with. Sid, Chinq, and all the originals you guys are FAB! To the newcomers welcome to my world.
I have now stopped talks for starring in the new wonderwoman movie because I feel it would be the wrong move for my career at this point. Am looking forward to the bewitched sript. More on that next time. And in wonderwoman i would not have played the lead. I have chicken legs. I was up for a part as a professor. To all of you thanks for making this blog a success and let us please not spread this to other people. I want to keep it like it is.

Love,
Nic

Glad I could help Sid! Chinq you like royalty?

Vance the Anti-Rance
Well I just finished reading all of the posts that the readers of my blog have posted. Blogging is about mystery and about not exposing who you are as a person but exploring your life as a "normal" person with everyday problems. I think that the cynics who read this blog are going to automatically try and discredit who I really am or what I do. People like Rocker for example need to get a life. If I wanted to say my innermost desires I would certainly not expose them in a blog to people. I really do not care if you believe me anymore I know who I am and it is too bad if you do not believe me. This blog was about having an outlet to poor my emotions about Rance not trying to answer questions from Michael Jackson or the other person. I am who I say I am and if you dont belive me then fine but please do not call me a liar in my own blog that is uncalled for.
Now for the Rance question I believe that George has come close to winning a golden globe for the coen brothers movie he did awhile back and he has been nominated for an emmy for E.R. As for Warner Brothers being stiffed, it is one of the many perks of being considered a star you get to do whatever you want and make a lot of money. The second Oceans movie is supposed to make millions at the box office so I would guess that they would let him do whatever he wants as long as he makes the schedules in time.
For me I do not think that I am a descendent of Queen Elizabeth the Second, but I could ask my mother if you would like me to find out. As for the fact I am a Republican and I contributed to the campaign of Hillary Clinton, People can cross parties to support people for their campaigns. I did not like the slimy man who was running against her and I am all for women for presidents and senators so as a sister I had to contribute.
Thanks for all of your comments! If you guys would like to know anything else do not hesitate to ask. Thanks a lot. Sid hoped those plans helped!

Sincerely,
Nic

Dont get why you were all confused...
Readers now that you all know who I am. I can reveal the biggest hint of all that really confused some people...especially Rocker. Darlings I am actually an American and therefore can be a Republican when I vote fro the elections. I was born in the lovely state of Hawaii and moved to Australia when I was three years old. Hope this clears up some confusion on my part.

Love,
Nic

How is this for Honesty?
I am and have always been Nicole Kidman. If it will make you all happy I would be more than happy to acknowledge this anytime you would like me too. I have no shame in what I do nor will I ever and how dare you call me a liar I dont see your bum winning an oscar golden globe or SAG award. For your information I am a Republican buckoo so research before you open your yap. Oh yeah Rance is George Clooney and the house he is staying at in the Hamptons is Jerry Bruckheimer's pad. How is that for honesty B'OTCH!

Love,
nic

The Show Must go On...
Well I must start out by saying that all of you who doubt who I am have not done enough research to find out more about me...Some of you have discovered who I am and good for you but until you research my life even more you might want to find out a little more about my political background and use that to ease your suspicions of me not being who most of you have guessed I am. Also I can not nor never will fome out completely and acknowledge who I am because that would contradict the anonymity of my blog. My original quest was to expose Rance for who he was because while we are quite good friends he has made a laughing stock of my adopted country and I fear that he has taken the term politcal agitator to the next level and as the most loyal Republican actor since my beloved Ronald Reagan, I must say shame on Rance for tearing down the very nature of dirty politics.
Now on a more lighthearted news...I have not liked nor ever will like Julia Roberts. She and I crossed paths a few times during my time in Hollywood and I must say that she is the very essence of evil. The woman had the distinct pleasure of indicating that I had not taken the proper roles in the past ten years because I had a successful marriage and two kids. Mind you this was during a luncheon for Vanity Fair magazine about six or seven years ago. I took the high road and said merely that I had taken on some good roles, but I had just accquired a new child and would not like to take on meaty roles in fear of not being around for my son's early years. I also quipped back with the less eloquent comment that at least when my career had started itself I never degraded myself by playing a Prostitute. And ever since then I have never wished to see or ever seen her again. Sure we have worked with the same people but I would never want to speak wiht her again.
Careerwise I am currently looking at a script for Wonderwoman and it is looking very good to me. Although my competition for the role ranges from Mandy Moore to Kate Beckinsale(a true gem).
The most recent party I attended was the Tony Awards where I presented my longtime friend, Hugh, an award for the best musical actor for the role Of Peter Allen who is a legend in his own flamboyant right. I really am starting to be so happy about my career and friends. I have to go now so I hope all of you have a nice day and please post all of your comments. I enjoy reading them all.

Much Love,
Vance the Anti-Rance