Sunday, 18 July 2004 - 4:18 PM PDT

Ooooh! I am so happy for you. I truly do hope that this will work out for both of you long term. I remember what it was like to be in a new relationship one that you make a real connection with someone. I've been married ten years in November and I love my husband but sometimes I miss the excitement of that newness. On the other hand I don't miss the many losers that came in between the good ones. LOL LOL My husband is a good man and I thank God for him. Glad the film seems to be going well for you. I hear that Rance is looking to give up his blog. I guess it served his purpose and now he is wanting to go on to the next thing. Got any comment? I hear him and the boys (lol) were living it up in Italy...got any good gossip from that? Well, I've got some things to do so I'll leave with a quote "Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life."---Burton Hills.

Sunday, 18 July 2004 - 4:52 PM PDT

Vance,

Congrats! I was thinking a Brit would be better for you than a Yank, but HG hadn't crossed my mind. He has such lovely eye crinkles, shows he laughs a lot. I hope the two of you can find the time to be together. Not to rush things, but can you imagine what kind of money Paul & Joanne could make if they gave seminars on "How To Stay Married To A Moviestar"?

Have fun,

Chinquapin

Monday, 19 July 2004 - 5:26 AM PDT

Oh Nic,

Might I make a suggestion? I think you should do some martial arts in a movie. I think that will show a different side to you, that you haven't shown. You seem so deeply feminine and I know that is good. But, your strength seems to be missing. Almost depicting weakness in a woman.

So, for the extreme wake up call, to viewers everywhere, I thought it'd be a fun thing to see you kick some royal ass. Just rile up the crowd a bit. Perhaps even from the underworld, like you are some pissed off woman that becomes rebellious and trains to become an assassin or something. Or or, Bush was voted out and now the world is a shambles, terrorists are in our backyard, tried to kill you and your family, so you train to protect your family and essentially wind up with a family of ninja's that become notorious leaders, that make terrorists tremble. Or superheroe's perhaps. *Laughing* I don't know, maybe, I just think you should have more fun trying unique roles that are the opposite of who you are.

....ABOUT...This HG guy. I mean, you can't get any better?! I'm sorry, I just think the whole prostitute thing takes a different kind of person. Actions like that, are not something to just overlook easily. What he did was a direct violation of moral fiber and and and...direct violation of hygiene, direct violation of HIV awareness programs, just a direct insult to woman all over.

I know, I'm probably registering you a blow from your high of a new relationship. But, what are sisters for? Not to burst your bubble, but to help you find a real bubble!

Good luck on your search.

Monday, 19 July 2004 - 11:33 AM PDT

Nic Fan,

Do you know if she didn't have a dental dam? I don't.

And is that so much worse than a guy who sleeps with anyone of the opposite sex? A Pro(as opposed to a crack-ho)is more likely to practice safe sex than a ONS.

To Vance, why not go all the way, play a Bad Guy. A really juicy bad girl, not Catwoman-like, but a real antagonist.

Just a thought.

Chinquapin

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 8:27 AM PDT

Chinq,

I'm not so sure I've been through the same life experiences, as you have.

I Don't know what you are referring to when you say, "Dental Dam".

I don't know any crack ho's to understand their sexual procedures. I don't know any men that 'sleep with everyone'. Good that you have insight, so that we can all stay afar and learn from these insights from others. Thank you for sharing, I normally wouldn't know about those things. But, for me, I would think, it's all 'not very hygenic'.

I agree, she should play bad guy or like I suggested, get involved in roles with martial arts. But, whatever it is to cross that line and explore.

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 12:05 PM PDT

Nic Fan,

You wrote, "...direct violation of HIV awareness programs...", so I assumed you'd heard of Dental Dams.

We weren't talking about men in your circle were we? We weren't talking about your life experiences, or mine(I would bet you've slept with more people than I). We were talking about Vance.

Now, let's play nice.

Chinquapin

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 12:11 PM PDT

Nic Fan,

Please excuse the "...you've slept with more people than I." comment if you are Jessica Simpson.

Chinquapin

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 2:03 PM PDT

Chinq,

Unfortunate for your presumptuous victory of assumptions, you are incorrect. Like I said, we have had different learning experiences. My occupation is that of the Church of Santa Susanna. I am a nun and live sometimes in the CASA IL ROSARIO, which you may come visit if you'd like. Perhaps you can educate me more on your learning experiences. I love Nicole Kidman and action movies. We can speak of that too. How you come to converse with me about my purity is purely in regard to our learning experiences, I'm sure.

I suspect that this source of background information will aid in realizing, my lack of knowlege in your area of expertise, and your lack of knowlege of mine.

Please try to restrain yourself, if you can, from speaking to me in a derogatory manner, in the future. That would be a nice gesture and would allow me the ability to continue conversing to Nic.

How I leave a note to Nic and get a rude response from you, twice, is beyond what I intended.

Thank you.

Best Regards,

Nic Fan and fellow sister.

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 7:01 PM PDT

Nic Fan,

I guess my issue with you is that you confuse EXPERIENCE with KNOWLEDGE. I'm certain you have knowledge of many Biblical events, with experience of very few.

I have knowledge of HIV spread prevention. I assumed you did too, because of your statement to "Nic". And I wrongly assumed that you would know that a Crack Ho, having proven she(or he) has little self respect, would have even less for someone she(or he) was trading sex for money to get more crack. Hence-no condom needed. For those in the uncloistered world over a certain age, this is common sense. I guess you're watching Broadcast TV versions of Action movies.

If you want to be treated with kid gloves, ID yourself at the get-go. There are blogs with some pretty raunchy(do know that word? Think worse than racy)content.

Also, your second responce was addressd to me, therefore I responded.

Finally, I write to Vance, not Nic. I have always writen to Vance. Vance is rauncher than Nic.

If Rosario lets you out... to spread The Word and do good deeds, come on by The Nut House. We talk, we drink, we have Root Beer.

Chinquapin

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 7:16 PM PDT

Nic Fan,

I think Rancelot has some action right up your alley.
http://rancelot90265.tripod.com/blog/

You might even have more knowlegde on the subject than he does. FYI-they are very LONG posts.

There are some racy photos(nothing pornographic)in older posts, just skip over them.

Chinquapin

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 9:11 PM PDT

Chinq,

I took your advice and changed my name, to declare whom I am at the get-go. Perhaps then, I won't rile anyone else, unintentionally.

I suppose you are correct and I see where the problem lies. I was saying you had experience, which is the knowledge that you gained.

I thank you for your kind invite. I hope to take you up on that offer when I go on vacation with the girls here from the convent in January. I suspect we can go in (incognito) and have a few hot tottie's to liven up your place. You have turned my dark moment into a ray of sunshine. Party on Chiqui Chiqui Chiquiquan.

-Nic Fan Nun.

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 10:05 PM PDT

NF-NTNT,

I like initals, but that's a bit much. How about NFN?

There will be virgin hot toddies at the bar, unless you'd like a shot(for medicinal purposes, it's cool & damp at the beach in January). I myself can't wait for the weather to cool down a bit,(I drink lots of virgin HTs)

So sorry for the mis-communication, I have no experience with and very little knowledge of Nuns.

About Vance/Nic, how about a modern-day kung-fu Macbeth? I don't think Kurosawa(Japanese film director)did that one. Do you think Tarantino & Nic would get along? Too much like the Kill Bill saga? Maybe.

Do you have Direct TV, DVD/VHS, or just broadcast? I have no idea what your "pop culture" quotient is. Please let me know so I don't look like an idiot overexplaining everything, I know, you're a Nun, not a recovered long-term coma patient.

Have a great Sunday(we have High Tea Sunday Afternoons at The Nut House).

Chinquapin

Saturday, 24 July 2004 - 11:41 PM PDT

Chinq,

I would love a shot, for medicinal purposes only. What a great idea. But, first, before you help me with that, I must confess, from the bottom of my guilt ridden mouth without a dam.

I'm nun of this and nun of that.

In other words, I just didn't want to fight. I just want friends. So, I apologize for my shifty ways, but all is fair in love and war.

I hope you forgive my active imagination and hope you consider it for entertainment purposes.

I'm sorry for the miscommunication, too. I was just trying to get her to get someone, better. The only way for change is "shock and awe", as far as I'm concerned.

But, *CHEERS* to peace love and Dams!

Now, have a great Sunday and feel free to beat me verbally, anytime.

-NFN

Sunday, 25 July 2004 - 12:11 AM PDT

Nic Fan aka:NFN, NOT&NOT(that's initals),

Ready for a really bad pun?

Shifty ways are OK, but let's not make a Habit out of it.

Told you...really bad. Please stop by The Nut House anytime, and bring any friends, bystanders, anyone you'd like.

Glad we could stop with this Nunsense(that's it, promise).

Chinquapin aka: chinq, C.

Tuesday, 27 July 2004 - 7:34 AM PDT

Nic - just curious about something. You've said repeatedly that you are currently in production of "Bewitched." I saw a picture of you and Sean Penn in an Intouch Magazine that stated you and he were currently filming a movie together (obviously not "Bewitched"). It stated that the picture was taken of you two last week. Can you give us some more details? Surely Bewitched hasn't wrapped already.

Saturday, 31 July 2004 - 4:56 PM PDT

Vance,

I know you're swamped. Just drop us a line so we know you're not MIA, like Col. Mustard.

Feel free to cut & paste the following:
Hi gang!

Sorry I haven't written, I'm just so busy with "Bewitched" and trying to squeeze all my freetime with the kids. I've got a break coming up, I've got to record commentary for the "Stepford" DVD. Catch you then.

Love,
Nic

Please Vance, don't overwork yourself.

Take care,

Chinquapin