Vance the Anti-Rance

Sunday, 15 August 2004

And Here We Go Again...
Mood:

irritated
Hello to all! Sorry I have not written in so long but I have made posts on the comment boards. Well have I had a recent surge in all of the comments posted on my blog. While I welcome all forms of comments, ones that are vulgar and insulting I do not wish to tolerate. One of you readers named Curious or whatever has been insulting my credibility first by saying that we had dinner at a resturant last thursday then him saying how he was really my waiter and asking me what resturant it was. The purpose of this blog is to share my thoughts and information on my industry with whomever wants to listen. Those of you like you Curious who are trying to dig into my private life need to go and buy the new Star and leave me and the other readers alone. I am tired of trying to defend myself read this and take it as the truth or go away and read rance's site. Either way I will not be acknowledging comments like your's anymore. Here is my last explanation for the Bewitched dilemma. I am shooting some scenes for the movie that involve computer effects. Like my casting a spell or changing people into furniture...We are trying to get the right angles for the shots and that only involves me right now. The full scale production of filming with the entire cast does not start until September 10th. I sincerely hope that satisfies you all for an explanation. And for the Interpreter I assure you when the movie comes out and you see who is in it and in the credits my saying who is in it will be confirmed!Okay enough of this! Now for what this blog is really about...

I told you all a message back that I had a surprise for you all and it will be coming up soon...i think you will all like it a lot too! Now for the terrible news I might be looking at doing a movie with JRM! That sounds bad but the script is really genius. I can not go into too many details about it but I must say that it is very interesting...The next project I cant wait to work on is the Betwitched one. Working with Will Ferrell and Shirley McClaine. What a dream cast right? Well hope you all are having a wonderful day and I will be back on Tuesday with a new post...

Much Love,
Nic

Posted by jazzyj49 at 1:07 PM PDT

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Sunday, 15 August 2004 - 8:45 PM PDT

Name: redhead2

Nic-

Glad you've written some more. Curious sounds like an idiot who wants to bait you. Hopefully if everyone here ignores, he'll go away.

I can't wait for Bewitched, I think the casting choices have been genius. How do you intend to get through this shoot without breaking a rib from laughing at Will so much?

Good luck with the JRM thing. My JRM is my next door neighbor, so consider yourself lucky on that account.

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Monday, 16 August 2004 - 3:06 PM PDT

Name: Tad Bitter
Home Page: http://writersblog.tripod.com/blog

You have the option to moderate your comments before they are posted so you can keep the riff-raff out.

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Monday, 16 August 2004 - 3:19 PM PDT

Name: NativeTXGirl

I agree with Redhead, but it is also true what the other poster said. Only problem would be that you would have to take the time to do that and it appears that you are already pretty pressed for time. I'm ready to hear some more juicy gossip. The thing with JRM could get kind of hairy couldn't it?? Wish you all the best. Chat with you soon.

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Tuesday, 17 August 2004 - 12:52 PM PDT

Name: rancelot
Home Page: http://rancelot90265.tripod.com

Spooky! First Bewitched, then Shirley MacLaine? I hope they don't try to type cast you too much. That could ruin your career.

BTW I do love Shirley MacLaine and find her thoughts and beliefs bazaar to provocative, but entertaining nonetheless. I was completely smitten by her book Out On A Limb. That was a life changer for me! I started to approach life in a whole new way after that. Thanks Shirley!

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Monday, 23 August 2004 - 12:10 PM PDT

Name: susie Q

shirley maclaine was great in the apartment. too bad she is a loony.

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Monday, 23 August 2004 - 7:47 PM PDT

Name: Sid

So... c'mon! What's this big surprise?!

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Wednesday, 25 August 2004 - 12:53 PM PDT

Name: Ken
Home Page: http://eyecreate.ods.org/blog/

Hi Nic

I have been lurking your blog for a bit. While I am not convinced that you are indeed Nicole Kidman or that Rance is George Clooney, I do enjoy the read. I am not calling you to task on this as you have had your hands full with Curious.

I will give you some free technical advice. The comments can be moderated which will allow you to chose which ones will be published.

I spent a year in your native country and must say that it was one of the very best times of my life. In fact, I nearly stayed, fair dinkum.

I hope that when Shirley calls Will "Derwood" he won't get confused.

One final thing, who the heck is JRM?

Peace
Ken

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Thursday, 26 August 2004 - 7:01 AM PDT

Name: redhead2

Ken - so that you don't have to wait or read through the whole blog, I'll fill you in. JRM = Julia Roberts Moder

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Friday, 27 August 2004 - 10:47 AM PDT

Name: Ken
Home Page: http://eyecreate.ods.org/blog/

Thanks for the info. Since I am a sponge for knowledge, why is it terrible news to be in a flick with JRM?

Is it because she is a bitch? Respectfully acknowledge her presence and keep your distance.

Intimidation? You have an Oscar too, don't sweat it.

Clashing personalities? I am pretty sure JRM has been there before, refer to solution one.

Ken is way off base here. Yeah I am used to that.

Ken

P.S.
Bob Hawke was a complete twit and John Pilger is an insightful genius who truly loves his country just like Michael Moore loves the US.

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Thursday, 9 September 2004 - 2:24 PM PDT

Name: alex

No offence, but I'm afraid that if you were the real Nicole I would stop being your fan this very second. Because what you said about other people in your blog is just unacceptable, because you don't seem quite as smart as the real Nicole does (in fact, you seem 99% different from her) and, I must admit, because of that stupid nickname: "Vance the Anti-Rance". I strongly believe no celebrity would write a blog like this 1, unless they were incredibly dumb.
On the other hand, I do understand why someone that isn't famous would do this - but they should understand that it's a form of hurting other people's (fans') feelings. Besides, I'm afraid you haven't studied enough for the job - try a bit harder and you might see a few mistakes lurking around...
Chances are, my comment won't be left here for long... but I 'm not swearing or anything, so I think it's my right to voice my opinion.

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Thursday, 16 September 2004 - 2:31 PM PDT

Name: katie bienvenue

r u really nicole kidman?if you are can you e-mail me at juliedarlafan@yahoo.com? i hope i really injoy reading ur colom,and are you very shy, hows your kids? just asking my brother is isabella's age and my brother tommy is connor's age. also hows your new movie going and how do u feel about what has been said about you.

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Monday, 18 October 2004 - 7:15 PM PDT

Name: chinq

VANCE!!!!!!!!!

I know a new boyfriend will take up all of anygirl's time, but throw us a bone will ya?

Missin' your sass(no dissrespect to Sass),

Chinquapin

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Wednesday, 5 January 2005 - 4:24 PM PST

Name: Harry Mann

Sorry, kids. I just saw a rough cut of The Interpreter and there was no Sidney Potier as actor or producer. Our friend here is a big scam master.

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