Wow You like Me You Really Like Me...
Hello faithful readers,

My new fanbase has reached three. I feel loved. The guesses for who I am are intrigueing and the guesses for Rance are nada. This blog was designed to bring out Rance's true identity not my own. As for the gossip part I have to say something about hollywood otherwise my profile goes down I am afterall an Academy Award Winner. Just for the heck of it I must say that I am a woman but I find it funny that you are all naming women actresses! There are directors, screenwriters, and other people who are A-List and are not necessarily doing the acting thing. Also I am not any of the women you all listed. I am a Republican and conservative. Susan Sarandon was a great guess but she is an ardent liberal Democrat and I respect her for standing by her views like that! She is a true rolemodel however I am not her or she is not me. I have worked with Rance and one of his movies came out or will come out in 2004. He is a very funny guy too always playing practical jokes the Banana one was hilarious! I have to go read through a script for the new Wonderwoman movie. So I will talk to you all later. Sid daily visits for julia mean her period son!

Holla,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Oh You are very close...
Rocker I must say that you are very close but as to who I am. Afraid I can not say who I am until Rance is revealed and when he is I will say who I am. Until them I can only advise go with your gut instinct! I am a loyal fan of yours! I think you are the only one who has read this or heard of it. I am a female and I was in a couple English movies if that helps you at all. As for Rance he has a daughter no one knows about. Look it up!

Hot Celeb Gossip:

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valdaramma(THAT 70S Show) are an item. can you say statutory rape?

Your daddy must have been a baker cuz you have a nice pair of buns!!!!!

Hint, Hint I like it dirty.

Later,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Anti-Rance...
Rance has been married quite a few times I might add...That should narrow it down a lot!!!

Rance
Rance is a male actor who is still a bachelor!

Julia...
Julia is not having twins because she is simply unable to have twins. She does not get her daily visit if you catch my drift. Oh yeah I won my Oscar about 5 or 6 years ago! Guess who I am! This is lots of fun!

Later,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Okay listeners
Well I have had at least one posting and I am here to say who I am. I am an A-list actress who has won an Academy Award. I have worked with "Rance" before and I will not reveal either of us until someone guesses at the clues I have on this blog. Now for the entertainment portion RockerChick requested.
Here is little gossip for you to munch on if you fell like being entertained.
Bruce Willis and his recent cutie, Brooke Burns, broke up for one stupid ass reason: HE IS STILL IN LOVE WITH DEMI MOORE! Word on the street here in Beverly Hills is that Demi dating Ashton Kutcher is all apart of his new season of Punk'd. He is ultimately punking everyone on the face of this earth when he says that he is dating Demi Moore for just being her. Please old tactics. You can never teach a dog old tricks. I think that should be enough to tie you over for a little while... I hope you all know that Julia is not really having twins that bitch is fertile.

Later Lovely Listeners,
Vance

Rance is...
Rance ist ein Mann! Und er hat macht eine Filme mit ... Nachste Woche!

How is that for a clue Rance! I know who you are but I want to make you sweat so...

Til next time.

-Vance

Vance is Coming Rance
I have been reading about Rance and I must say that I am aware of who they are and what they are doing. To that person all I have to say is that I will be writing about what life is like being a celebrity as well. Rance you are an A-Lister and I must say that I am too. We come from opposite ends of the game thouch you being an ardent Liberal Democrat and myself being the only Republican actor out there in La La Land. Well let us start out with how everyone here could feel about Rance tearing apart the movie genre today.
Back when MGM was in the hands of the great Louis Meyer, the art of being a movie star was fantastically famous. The actors and actresses (including my mother) were transformed from ugly hoboes to beautiful vixens. I am talking Carole Lombard, Joan Crawford, Norma Schearer, and Ava Gardner to name a few turned into swans. The gentlemen had veneers and other facets taken care of like Clark Gable, Tyronne Powers, Joseph Cotton, Errol Flynn, and Douglass Fairbanks, Sr. These people were movie stars and genuine articles. They were larger than life. Immortalized in Hollywood history. Nowadays you have people who do not even bother to hone their craft or take care of themselves. Rance you know how you hate to go to the gym and how you have yet to come close to winning an Oscar. You take this as a joke and do not even attempt to take it seriously. Another reason I should expose you for the scoundrel you are and always have been.
So I have decided in order to bring down the character formerly known as Rance I am going to ask a series of questions through this blog and if people can answer then I will give them clues as to who the true Rance is. Spread the word about how Rance will be found out shortly until then...