How is this for Honesty?
I am and have always been Nicole Kidman. If it will make you all happy I would be more than happy to acknowledge this anytime you would like me too. I have no shame in what I do nor will I ever and how dare you call me a liar I dont see your bum winning an oscar golden globe or SAG award. For your information I am a Republican buckoo so research before you open your yap. Oh yeah Rance is George Clooney and the house he is staying at in the Hamptons is Jerry Bruckheimer's pad. How is that for honesty B'OTCH!

Love,
nic

The Show Must go On...
Well I must start out by saying that all of you who doubt who I am have not done enough research to find out more about me...Some of you have discovered who I am and good for you but until you research my life even more you might want to find out a little more about my political background and use that to ease your suspicions of me not being who most of you have guessed I am. Also I can not nor never will fome out completely and acknowledge who I am because that would contradict the anonymity of my blog. My original quest was to expose Rance for who he was because while we are quite good friends he has made a laughing stock of my adopted country and I fear that he has taken the term politcal agitator to the next level and as the most loyal Republican actor since my beloved Ronald Reagan, I must say shame on Rance for tearing down the very nature of dirty politics.
Now on a more lighthearted news...I have not liked nor ever will like Julia Roberts. She and I crossed paths a few times during my time in Hollywood and I must say that she is the very essence of evil. The woman had the distinct pleasure of indicating that I had not taken the proper roles in the past ten years because I had a successful marriage and two kids. Mind you this was during a luncheon for Vanity Fair magazine about six or seven years ago. I took the high road and said merely that I had taken on some good roles, but I had just accquired a new child and would not like to take on meaty roles in fear of not being around for my son's early years. I also quipped back with the less eloquent comment that at least when my career had started itself I never degraded myself by playing a Prostitute. And ever since then I have never wished to see or ever seen her again. Sure we have worked with the same people but I would never want to speak wiht her again.
Careerwise I am currently looking at a script for Wonderwoman and it is looking very good to me. Although my competition for the role ranges from Mandy Moore to Kate Beckinsale(a true gem).
The most recent party I attended was the Tony Awards where I presented my longtime friend, Hugh, an award for the best musical actor for the role Of Peter Allen who is a legend in his own flamboyant right. I really am starting to be so happy about my career and friends. I have to go now so I hope all of you have a nice day and please post all of your comments. I enjoy reading them all.

Much Love,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Well I am Still Not Telling...
I have to say that you are very good guessers! Rance is indeed George Clooney. I think the dead giveaway was the comment about the bet that I had made with him if he does not get married by the age of forty then i will pay him 10,000 dollars I also made the bet with Michelle Pfeifer. I will not say anymore about Rance since you all have guessed who he really is and I must say that I shall now ask you all something:

Would you like me to continue feeding you dirt on people of hollywood or should I stop?

That is my question for you all! Please write me and I shall go from there.

Much Love,

Vance the Anti-Rance

Hello to You All From Copenhagen....
I must say that all of you have very many interesting queries as to who I am exactly. Okay yes I am a Republican ACTRESS who has won an academy award in the last five years to be exact it was a lead actress nominee and win! I have known Rance for many years and have even made a bet with him. He is very much so a typical Bachelor and an ardent Democrat! He is also the biggest practical joker. Enough of him and I.

Rance is not:
Jim Carrey, Nicholas Cage, Tom Cruise, or Brad Pitt

I am not:
Julia Stiles, Helen Hunt, or Gwyneth Paltrow

Please let me know all of your guesses this is a lot of fun.
I have been reading for a new script for Wonderwoman and I must say that a potential remake would be very cool!

Thanks,
Vance the Anti-Rance

What?
Rance is not Nicholas Cage! Think Funny but serious

Wow You like Me You Really Like Me...
Hello faithful readers,

My new fanbase has reached three. I feel loved. The guesses for who I am are intrigueing and the guesses for Rance are nada. This blog was designed to bring out Rance's true identity not my own. As for the gossip part I have to say something about hollywood otherwise my profile goes down I am afterall an Academy Award Winner. Just for the heck of it I must say that I am a woman but I find it funny that you are all naming women actresses! There are directors, screenwriters, and other people who are A-List and are not necessarily doing the acting thing. Also I am not any of the women you all listed. I am a Republican and conservative. Susan Sarandon was a great guess but she is an ardent liberal Democrat and I respect her for standing by her views like that! She is a true rolemodel however I am not her or she is not me. I have worked with Rance and one of his movies came out or will come out in 2004. He is a very funny guy too always playing practical jokes the Banana one was hilarious! I have to go read through a script for the new Wonderwoman movie. So I will talk to you all later. Sid daily visits for julia mean her period son!

Holla,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Oh You are very close...
Rocker I must say that you are very close but as to who I am. Afraid I can not say who I am until Rance is revealed and when he is I will say who I am. Until them I can only advise go with your gut instinct! I am a loyal fan of yours! I think you are the only one who has read this or heard of it. I am a female and I was in a couple English movies if that helps you at all. As for Rance he has a daughter no one knows about. Look it up!

Hot Celeb Gossip:

Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valdaramma(THAT 70S Show) are an item. can you say statutory rape?

Your daddy must have been a baker cuz you have a nice pair of buns!!!!!

Hint, Hint I like it dirty.

Later,
Vance the Anti-Rance

Anti-Rance...
Rance has been married quite a few times I might add...That should narrow it down a lot!!!

Rance
Rance is a male actor who is still a bachelor!

Julia...
Julia is not having twins because she is simply unable to have twins. She does not get her daily visit if you catch my drift. Oh yeah I won my Oscar about 5 or 6 years ago! Guess who I am! This is lots of fun!

Later,
Vance the Anti-Rance