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Vance the Anti-Rance
Tuesday, 15 June 2004
Dont get why you were all confused...
Readers now that you all know who I am. I can reveal the biggest hint of all that really confused some people...especially Rocker. Darlings I am actually an American and therefore can be a Republican when I vote fro the elections. I was born in the lovely state of Hawaii and moved to Australia when I was three years old. Hope this clears up some confusion on my part.

Love,
Nic

Posted by jazzyj49 at 11:12 AM PDT
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Tuesday, 15 June 2004 - 3:50 PM PDT

Name: notdrowninginyourshit

Also I can not nor never will fome out completely and acknowledge who I am because that would contradict the anonymity of my blog.
Is this or is this not what you said in your blog? so the real question is just how much shit do you think people will believe?

You are so full of shit.......can it get any deeper here?

Tuesday, 15 June 2004 - 6:14 PM PDT

Name: Michael Jackson

Dear Nicole Kidman, My New Favorite Actress!
I'm so happy you are blogging--I see there is much more to you than meets the eye! I just want to know about that new movie of yours where you fall in love with a 10 year old boy and get naked in the bathtub and kiss kiss kiss....Um, DETAILS Nicole Kidman, please! Did you have to feed him Jesus Juice or what?
Anxiously Awaiting Your Response While Out on Bail,
Michael, The King of Pop

Tuesday, 15 June 2004 - 6:21 PM PDT

Name: Julia Roberts

Sick Nic--You lousy bitch. Danny told me he heard you were online spreading your lies and let me tell you, you smelly little wretch--I do believe you have things turned around here. It's not me who has a few bedroom problems--it's you and you know it! Tom said you knew very well why he blew out of your life like a bat out of hell! You and your miscarriage lies....some girls will do anything to keep a man and you're no exception! Hey you, get offa my cloud! You dried up husk!
BTW--better get back for your botox injections, your crows feet are showing, skank.
Julia, Oscar Winner

Tuesday, 15 June 2004 - 10:29 PM PDT

Name: chinq

Now THIS is some nasty blogging. Look to see your readership explode.

Still not buying Rance is Clooney. Between the Monaco, Lake Como & the Hamptons, Warner Bros. is getting stiffed.

I did consider Vance to be JRM, I not totally convinced otherwise. I never received a response to my "now or ever been a subject of QEII" question.

Vance, has Rance come close to winning a GG or an Emmy? I'm thinking yes.

Chinquapin

Tuesday, 15 June 2004 - 10:31 PM PDT

Name: Sid

Thanks for the travel tips. I will check them out!

As far as the other posts go, I would advise you to ignore the cynics and have fun with the rest of us! Tell us what you have been up to!

Cheers!

Tuesday, 15 June 2004 - 10:38 PM PDT

Name: Sid

Ok... I do have a question that is bugging me about the whole republican thing. If you are such an avid republican, why did you contirbute to Hillary Clinton's campaign in 2000? And how did you end up republican when you were raised in a reportedly liberal home? Not an attack, just a question...

Wednesday, 16 June 2004 - 7:10 AM PDT

Name: Rocker

Oh, darling..I'm certainly not the one who is confused here. It's obvious you are a liar and a no one in Hollywood. Stop kidding yourself. Rance is NOT George Clooney,and you are NOT Nicole Kidman. Nothing you say makes any sense. You make statements about Nicole Kidman before you have done YOUR research. Every single thing you've said about her that could prove you were her is all junk info that you can get anywhere. Not everyone on the planet is a complete retard.

Thursday, 17 June 2004 - 12:29 AM PDT

Name: Tom Cruise

Nic,
stop being so sassy!

Thursday, 17 June 2004 - 2:03 PM PDT

Name: NativeTXGirl

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I don't really care who you all are, I just want to come back here everyday and see what y'all have come up with next. LOL LOL LOL LOL Too funny!

Friday, 18 June 2004 - 7:09 AM PDT

Name: Tom Cruise

Nic,
I broke it off with Penelope because of you. Come back to

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