Friday, 18 June 2004 - 6:03 PM PDT

I really don't know what to think about this blog. Although I'm positive you're not Nicole Kidman. You've made too many mistakes in your entries, too many to list. BUT, maybe you're doing that on purpose? What's up with all this? Rance is not George Clooney either, big mistake on that guess.

Ok, like I said, IF you are Nicole, from one single mother to another, can you help a girl out? I really need work. Not like film work, I'm looking to be a personal assistant. To somebody cool, someone who would be a great employer and know that I have a life too. I've just been down a long hard road, and honestly, I don't know how I'm going to get the bills paid this month. HELP!!!!(please?)

Friday, 18 June 2004 - 6:34 PM PDT

Is this the same reference as one of your first posts... The not-entirely A-list couple being Bruce Willis and Brook Burns, the ex-wife is Demi and the B-list wannabe is Ashton Kutcher?

Friday, 18 June 2004 - 7:12 PM PDT

My thoughts exactly. Not to be needy, but can we get some fresher gossip?

This is also a TEST.

I've been having trouble posting comments.

IT(tripod maybe) isn't letting me post more than 3 lines of comments.

Thanks,

Chinquapin

Friday, 18 June 2004 - 7:13 PM PDT

The problem must be with BEG's Blog.

Saturday, 19 June 2004 - 4:56 AM PDT

This is definitely Bruce Willis, Brooke Burns, Demi Moore, and Ashton Kutcher. LOL LOL Bruce and Brooke may be an A-List couple but Brooke is certainly not an A-List actress. I'd say Ashton has her beat there. A B-List wannabe...that really made me laugh out loud. Do I hear a note of disdain there? As for Will Farrell and Jim Carrey...if I were you I'd be pissed! LOL LOL I'd take Jim Carrey over Will Farrell anyday. Hey, by the way, I've heard there was lots of strife on the Stepford Wives set. What's up with that?

Saturday, 19 June 2004 - 9:14 AM PDT

You should be working for us instead of being an A-list actress!

Saturday, 19 June 2004 - 2:01 PM PDT

Yes, I already read one blog from you earlier that said Demi and Bruce were the couple. You definitely need to come up with some more juicy scoops! But, please don't put yourself in jeopardy.

Nic,

You are simply amazing and talented woman.

George Clooney can't possibly be Rance,
Too busy getting into millions of ______.

I don't mean to be mean, but that is shameful way for a human being to behave. Swapping bodily fluids with THAT many females. I think for sure he's a walking disease waiting to transfer. I personally fall for moral character, as opposed to deviant. It's cleaner and you gain better partner. It doesn't matter how good looking a man is.

So, you have a place on the West Coast and you have a place in Australia? That is amazing. I often think about what it would be like to be able to buy a place in Australia. I'm amazed that purchases there are limited to persons born of the country.

You know, I've been wanting to tell you this for a while now. Tom Cruise doesn't deserve you and never did! I too had my fiance cheat on me after years of my being with him. Only eight years, but still. I thank God you had all that money to help you occupy yourself in new ventures because it sure can be more painful in the public eye. I don't know how you did it. But, cheers to you for being so incredible and someone to look up to with that journey. Confess up though: I too wore heels sometimes and might add, being away from him now is a relief! Tall men rule, short men well. There are no words to describe.

You just keep on going straight ahead.

I do not know why, but I picture you with a clear glass sort of octogonish and short and it has ice cubes in your drink. Don't ask me why I tell you this.

By the way, about the pale complexion. You need to know it's far better than getting in the sun. You have no idea how many people catch sun cancer and never even know it. SUNBLOCK, it is the only sure thing in this world--it prevents cancer.

Saturday, 19 June 2004 - 9:54 PM PDT

Vance,

Sorry I didn't respond earlier to your royality question. I like Bette(QEII). My grandma Betty reminded me of the Queen. She's been dead about 15 years now, she had a very proper way about her, and she looked something like the Queen.

OK, I'm gonna take some of the gossip pressure off of you. I heard some JRM dirt today. Nothing really new, just comfirmation of things Danny's X and his sister have been saying. Seems Danny had his fun with Julia(and wasn't quiet about it), but never intended on leaving his 1st wife. But I guess Miss Smyrna has gotten her way so often that she wouldn't take no for an answer. After Danny's behavior, I'd hardly call Julia a homewrecker, but she doesn't sound all sweetness and light either. Guess he's lucky there wasn't a rabbit involved(OK, that was snippy, but I just got that picture in my head. NOTE: I did not say there WAS a rabbit involved).

Also heard she's not too keen on... how shall we say, personal hygiene. Hey, I don't shave my legs unless somebody's gonna see them, so if she likes being a little hairy, more power to her. It must be a real pain to be availible for public consumption 24/7.

Too bad Rance couldn't make her nuptials, or you could ask him about that fun fest. I almost went to Rosie's funeral that same weekend, I was living about 40 miles up river at the time.

Hope you have time for summer vacation with the kids before production starts. Jim Carrey had the Darin look, but Will will be a much better 2nd banana. And congrats on getting Shirley, this should be really be fun.

Chinquapin

P.S.(to everyone) Remember to be nice to your relatives, 'cause they don't sign confidentially agreements.

Sunday, 20 June 2004 - 10:49 AM PDT

Happy birthday... mine is only a few days away, too, so yours always comes up as

Sunday, 20 June 2004 - 10:52 AM PDT

the rest of my post disappeared - no prob. I just said I hope you have a blast. - Sid

Monday, 21 June 2004 - 9:55 AM PDT

Give it up get a life, liar.

Monday, 21 June 2004 - 10:24 AM PDT

Chinq - I recently discovered these blogs, and I find them intriguing. It seems that you too may be an

Monday, 21 June 2004 - 6:05 PM PDT

misfit,

Don't use quote marks on Tripod.

I looked like an idiot reposting the same comment when that particular punctuation kept cutting me off in the 2nd or 3rd line.

Chinquapin